A family of four, comprising a mother, father, son, and daughter, gathered around the dinner table when an unexpected subject arose. The father was prompted to discuss the various types of women’s breasts and chose to humorously tease his wife, anticipating a reaction.
“Dad, how many types of breasts exist?” inquired the son.
The father, momentarily surprised by the question, replied, “Well, son, there are three categories of breasts. In a woman’s twenties, they resemble melons—round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they take on the shape of pears, still appealing but slightly sagging. After the age of fifty, they can be likened to onions.”
The son exclaimed, “Onions?”
“Indeed, you can see them, and they bring tears to your eyes,” the father responded.
Taken aback by her husband’s reply, the daughter chose to ask about the various types of “wilies” (penises). With a playful grin, the mother explained, “Well, my dear, a man experiences three stages. In his twenties, his willy resembles a robust oak tree, strong and firm. During his thirties and forties, it takes on the characteristics of a birch, adaptable yet dependable. After the age of fifty, it resembles a Christmas tree.”
“A Christmas tree?” the daughter inquired, perplexed.
“Yes, lifeless from the roots upward, with the balls serving merely as decoration.”
The father, recognizing that he had been outwitted, chose to remain silent in the face of his wife’s witty retort. It was a gratifying moment of retribution.
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